<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Celebrity Gossip Remix</title>
	<atom:link href="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
			<item>
		<title>Britney Spears&#8217; new song lyrics</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-new-song-lyrics/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-new-song-lyrics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-new-song-lyrics/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gee, I hope she&#8217;ll be able to sing properly in the future. Listen to this crap here.



Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee, I hope she&#8217;ll be able to sing properly in the future. Listen to this crap <a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=4290">here</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-new-song-lyrics/britney-song-lyrics-newjpg/" rel="attachment wp-att-263" title="britney-song-lyrics-new.jpg"></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/britney-song-lyrics-new.jpg" alt="britney-song-lyrics-new.jpg" /></p>
<p></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Everyday, I’m in a daze<br />
Looking for that someone<br />
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray<br />
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?<br />
So why do you desert me, baby boy?<br />
I need your love right now!<br />
And if you desert me, baby boy<br />
Don’t you leave me in your crowd</p>
<p>[Talking]<br />
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?<br />
Oh, really?<br />
[Sigh]<br />
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then<br />
Oh, wait<br />
Would you mind getting some…<br />
Yeah, when you come home<br />
Yeah, that’s it<br />
I love you too<br />
Bye</p>
<p>[Singing again]<br />
Some day when you see my face<br />
You will think that you have won<br />
And some day when it’s all away<br />
Our love just begun<br />
So why did you desert me, baby boy?<br />
I thought that you, you were the one<br />
So if you preferred the other one<br />
She won’t bring you the sun(son)</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-new-song-lyrics/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Rambo is too old already</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/rambo-is-too-old-already/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/rambo-is-too-old-already/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/rambo-is-too-old-already/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rambo is making his way back. But Stallone is just too old. Maybe he used steroids to get his muscular body. I don&#8217;t know. But you know, he&#8217;s just too old.
After ruling out the Mideast, Africa, and Korea, the actor finally hit on a solution &#8220;I called Soldier of Fortune magazine and said, &#8216;What is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rambo is making his way back. But Stallone is just too old. Maybe he used steroids to get his muscular body. I don&#8217;t know. But you know, he&#8217;s just too old.</p>
<blockquote><p>After ruling out the Mideast, Africa, and Korea, the actor finally hit on a solution &#8220;I called Soldier of Fortune magazine and said, &#8216;What is the most critical man-doing-inhumanity-to-man situation right now in the world? Where is it?&#8221; says Stallone. They came back with Burma (aka. Myanmar), the largest country geographically in mainland Southeast Asia.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/rambo-old-stallone-used1.jpg" alt="rambo-old-stallone-used1.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/rambo-old-stallone-used2.jpg" alt="rambo-old-stallone-used2.jpg" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/rambo-is-too-old-already/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Celebrity nip slip and flesh of the week</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/celebrity-nip-slip-and-flesh-of-the-week/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/celebrity-nip-slip-and-flesh-of-the-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/celebrity-nip-slip-and-flesh-of-the-week/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is by no means the first time we&#8217;ve seen Kate Moss topless, or a Kate Moss nipple slip, but that doesn&#8217;t make it any less welcome. [Photos]
And like recent Lindsay Lohan side boob, the Scarlett Johansson side boob in this video is just incredible. [Video+Photos]
These pictures of Winona, and her breasts, were taken on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is by no means the first time we&#8217;ve seen <strong>Kate Moss topless</strong>, or a Kate Moss <strong>nipple slip</strong>, but that doesn&#8217;t make it any less welcome. [<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/kate-moss/kate-moss-topless-nipple-slip-pictures-002305">Photos</a>]</p>
<p>And like recent Lindsay Lohan side boob, the Scarlett Johansson side boob in this video is just incredible. [<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/scarlett-johansson/incredible-scarlett-johansson-side-boob-video-002294">Video+Photos</a>]</p>
<p>These pictures of Winona, and her breasts, were taken on the set of The Last Word [<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/winona-ryder/winona-ryder-is-back-and-so-is-her-cleavage-002301">Photos</a>]</p>
<p>Once again, Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s pussy on display for the entire world to see. Well done, Lindsay. Well done. [<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-flashes-firecrotch-again-002293">Photos</a>]</p>
<p>All of the above links are located at <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/">Egotastic</a>. I take no credit coz I am just pointing you where you should look at. Have fun.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/celebrity-nip-slip-and-flesh-of-the-week/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Antonella Barbaâ€™s provocative internet pictures</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/antonella-barba%e2%80%99s-provocative-internet-pictures/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/antonella-barba%e2%80%99s-provocative-internet-pictures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Scandal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/antonella-barba%e2%80%99s-provocative-internet-pictures/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Antonella Barbaâ€™s provocative internet photo&#8217;s started to appear at the end of this week. She is one of the sexiest, and naughtiest American Idol contestants to date.

TMZ, Nigel Lythgoe released the following response:: â€œWithout wishing to add to the obvious self-promotion of Ms. Oâ€™Donnell, I feel as though I must refute her absurd and ridiculous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Antonella Barbaâ€™s provocative internet photo&#8217;s started to appear at the end of this week. She is one of the sexiest, and naughtiest American Idol contestants to date.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/antonella_barba_nude_naked.jpg" alt="antonella_barba_nude_naked.jpg" /></p>
<blockquote><p>TMZ, Nigel Lythgoe released the following response:: â€œWithout wishing to add to the obvious self-promotion of Ms. Oâ€™Donnell, I feel as though I must refute her absurd and ridiculous claims that â€˜American Idolâ€™ is racist and/or weightist. Ms. Oâ€™Donnell has, once again, spoken without thought or knowledge. Viewers need only look at the show tonight to realize that â€˜American Idolâ€™ constantly confirms to America that talent has nothing to do with weight or color.â€</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p> After showing Hugh Hefner the photos, he remarked, &#8220;She really looks sexy here.&#8221; Asked if he would consider making Antonella an offer to pose for Playboy should she be voted off &#8216;Idol&#8217; early, Hef answered, &#8220;Very real possibility. Yes, absolutely.&#8221; [<a href="http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2007/02/24/antonella-barba-american-idol-hussy.php">Photo Set</a>]</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/antonella-barba%e2%80%99s-provocative-internet-pictures/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Fugly Jennifer Love Hewitt Boobs</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/fugly-jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/fugly-jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Love Hewitt]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/fugly-jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

 I&#8217;ve got to hand it to Jennifer Love Hewitt, when it comes to consistently great cleavage, she can&#8217;t be beat. Since 1994, she&#8217;s been showing off just enough of her breasts to frustrate every guy around, but I guess something is better than nothing, right? [Egotastic!]
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-01.jpg" alt="jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-01.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-02.jpg" alt="jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs-02.jpg" /></p>
<blockquote><p> I&#8217;ve got to hand it to Jennifer Love Hewitt, when it comes to consistently great cleavage, she can&#8217;t be beat. Since 1994, she&#8217;s been showing off just enough of her breasts to frustrate every guy around, but I guess something is better than nothing, right? [<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jennifer-love-hewitt/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-boobtastic-002225">Egotastic!</a>]</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/fugly-jennifer-love-hewitt-boobs/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Funny Oscar song and Brangelina skip the Oscars</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/funny-oscar-song-and-brangelina-skip-the-oscars/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/funny-oscar-song-and-brangelina-skip-the-oscars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/funny-oscar-song-and-brangelina-skip-the-oscars/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out Will Ferrell and Jack Black&#8217;s really funny Oscar song. (CollegeHumor)
K-Fed and family visit Britney in rehab. (Pink is the New Blog)
Someoneâ€™s made a mistake! Kimbo Stewart is NOT the Worldâ€™s most eligible bachelorette - (Hollywood Tuna)
Bijou Phillips topless and headless - (Egotastic!)
Why did Brangelina skip the Oscars? (Popsugar)
Jennifer Hudsonâ€™s Oscar dress was Andre [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out <strong>Will Ferrell</strong> and <strong>Jack Black</strong>&#8217;s really funny Oscar song. (<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1744661/ls:6385" target="_blank">CollegeHumor</a>)</p>
<p><strong>K-Fed</strong> and family visit <strong>Britney</strong> in rehab. (<a href="http://trent.blogspot.com/2007/02/family-reunion.html" target="_blank">Pink is the New Blog</a>)</p>
<p>Someoneâ€™s made a mistake! <strong>Kimbo Stewart </strong>is NOT the Worldâ€™s most eligible bachelorette - (<a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2575">Hollywood Tuna)</a></p>
<p><strong>Bijou Phillips</strong> topless and headless - (<a href="http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/bijou-phillips/bijou-phillips-nude-topless-and-headless-on-the-hostel-2-poster-002224">Egotastic!</a>)</p>
<p>Why did <strong>Brangelina</strong> skip the Oscars? (<a href="http://popsugar.com/152725" target="_blank">Popsugar</a>)</p>
<p><strong>Jennifer Hudsonâ€™s</strong> Oscar dress was <strong>Andre Leonâ€™s</strong> fault.  (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/3207/andre_leon_talley_hates_on_jennifer_hudson/">Celebitchy</a>)</p>
<p><strong>Sharon Stone</strong> is the best of the worst. Or is it the worst of the worst? (<a href="http://dlisted.com/?p=7189" target="_blank">DListed</a>)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/funny-oscar-song-and-brangelina-skip-the-oscars/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Thai actress Chotiros &#8216;Amy&#8217; Suriyawong&#8217;s dress too hot for Thailand</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/thai-actress-chotiros-amy-suriyawongs-dress-too-hot-for-thailand/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/thai-actress-chotiros-amy-suriyawongs-dress-too-hot-for-thailand/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/thai-actress-chotiros-amy-suriyawongs-dress-too-hot-for-thailand/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thai actress Chotiros &#8216;Amy&#8217; Suriyawong wore a revealing, &#8220;sexy&#8221; outfit to the Subhanahongsa Awards, Thailand&#8217;s version of the Oscars. And everybody goes crazy and furious. What&#8217;s the big deal about this dress? Apparently, she didn&#8217;t wear any underwear.


 But the kingdom, currently experiencing something of a moral crusade, was not impressed with the frock, which [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thai actress Chotiros &#8216;Amy&#8217; Suriyawong wore a revealing, &#8220;sexy&#8221; outfit to the Subhanahongsa Awards, Thailand&#8217;s version of the Oscars. And everybody goes crazy and furious. What&#8217;s the big deal about this dress? Apparently, she didn&#8217;t wear any underwear.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/suriyawong002.jpg" alt="suriyawong002.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/suriyawong001.jpg" alt="suriyawong001.jpg" /></p>
<blockquote><p> But the kingdom, currently experiencing something of a moral crusade, was not impressed with the frock, which featured a three-inch slit from the cleavage down to the thigh, held together by a few sparkly strips of cloth.</p>
<p>The dress, and her apparent lack of undergarments, caused a public outcry, with the Thai press berating the 22-year-old for offending Thai culture with the barely-there outfit, and web chat boards discussing little else.</p>
<p>Since the dress made its debut at the awards ceremony on February 9, there have been tears, apologies and retribution in Thailand, which is increasingly seeking to balance its traditional Buddhist values with the country&#8217;s raunchier side, which attracts hundreds of thousands of tourists a year.</p>
<p>&#8220;I feel really guilty and sad, I would like to apologise to Thai people,&#8221; said Chotiros, who has had a handful of small film roles and is currently studying at Thammasat University&#8217;s faculty of liberal arts.</p>
<p>&#8220;It seems like my entertainment career is over,&#8221; she said between sobs at a press conference at the end of the week, during which she demurely buttoned up in a red cardigan and plain white shirt.</p>
<p>Her Bangkok-based university on Thursday decided to take appropriate action against its rebellious student.</p>
<p>&#8220;We gave her a warning and asked her to do 15 days of community service, reading books and recording it for blind people,&#8221; the Thai-language Daily News quoted the university&#8217;s deputy president, Parinya Thaewanarumittkul, as saying.</p>
<p>But the film industry was not so lenient. Thailand&#8217;s biggest production company, Sahamongkol Film, said it would cut her small part in their upcoming movie &#8220;Beautiful Samurai&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;We are not a porn company, I don&#8217;t like the actress to show her body, it is not a good image,&#8221; Khao Sod newspaper reported Somsak Techaratanaprasert, the company&#8217;s president, as saying. [<a href="http://www2.manager.co.th/Home/ViewNews.aspx?NewsID=9500000020387">Source</a>]</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/thai-actress-chotiros-amy-suriyawongs-dress-too-hot-for-thailand/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Jessica Biel out in LA paparazzi photos</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/jessica-biel-out-in-la-paparazzi-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/jessica-biel-out-in-la-paparazzi-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paparazzi Photos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/jessica-biel-out-in-la-paparazzi-photos/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Biel out in LA showing off her slim figure.


]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica Biel out in LA showing off her slim figure.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jessica_biel_slim_blue1.jpg" alt="jessica_biel_slim_blue1.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jessica_biel_slim_blue2.jpg" alt="jessica_biel_slim_blue2.jpg" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/jessica-biel-out-in-la-paparazzi-photos/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Britney Spears checked-in to rehab again</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-checked-in-to-rehab-again/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-checked-in-to-rehab-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-checked-in-to-rehab-again/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney really needs to get in rehab. She looks like a freak and how can she going to take care of her children. She needs more help then we think! So, just leave that poor girl in peace.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Britney really needs to get in rehab. She looks like a freak and how can she going to take care of her children. She needs more help then we think! So, just leave that poor girl in peace.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gossip.funnyremix.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-backto-rehab.jpg" alt="britney-backto-rehab.jpg" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/britney-spears-checked-in-to-rehab-again/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz reunited</title>
		<link>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/exes-justin-timberlake-and-cameron-diaz-reunited/</link>
		<comments>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/exes-justin-timberlake-and-cameron-diaz-reunited/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gmiz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cameron Diaz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Justin Timberlake]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gossip.funnyremix.com/exes-justin-timberlake-and-cameron-diaz-reunited/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rumor or news; I can&#8217;t say. But everybody&#8217;s talking about the reunion of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz.
People magazine reports: Exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz reunited Friday night at the Whiskey Bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood. Timberlake had joined director Martin Scorsese inside the hotelâ€™s exclusive bar. Then, at about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rumor or news; I can&#8217;t say. But everybody&#8217;s talking about the reunion of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz.</p>
<blockquote><p>People magazine reports: Exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz reunited Friday night at the Whiskey Bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood. Timberlake had joined director Martin Scorsese inside the hotelâ€™s exclusive bar. Then, at about 1 a.m., Diaz arrived. â€œCameron never joined their table,â€ says the observer. â€œShe just showed up and Justin got up and started talking to her. They were being very discreet. They werenâ€™t kissing or holding hands or anything, but they were being very friendly,â€ the observer adds. The pair, who broke up last month after nearly four years together, then walked out the front door together a half-hour later. </p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gossip.funnyremix.com/exes-justin-timberlake-and-cameron-diaz-reunited/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
